Rio!

[Riordyn Valionche]

[If it isn't clear yet, I truly can not stand writing profiles. I love to write, but I love to write stories not characters. If this doesn't suit you, I promise that as time goes on I'll surely flesh him out more, but for now I promise my roleplaying skills exceed that of my profile dodging!]

RIORDYN VALIONCHE

let's start with the basics

[style=color:#6d4350; text-transform:uppercase;]name ::

Riordyn Valionche, and what is your's?

nicknames ::

Please love, call me Rio.

age ::

Tsk, can’t be giving all the secrets out, now can we? Lets just round it… down… to 33.

birthday ::

It was a sunny day in March… or was it April. Who really cares, moving on!

hometown ::

A little bit of here, a little bit of there, and just the right amount of ‘everywhere’

address ::

You can’t be asking me to lay down root anywhere ‘round these parts, can you? Like a leaf on the wind beaut, I go where I may and never will I stay.

occupation ::

Some would call what I do burglary, but to them I say I am just the honest merchantman, here to sell goods and never around for them to claim the refunds. I swear I thought I’d be in the city for at least a few more days…
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don't dare try to judge me

[style=color:#6d4350; text-transform:uppercase;]but let me tell you what i look like ::

We all can’t go getting all tied up in the physical appearance of things! People speak of diamonds in the rough but oh how few actually ever decide to look in the rough? Oh sure, I’m not that rough looking, but apparently in his day and age people could alter themselves to look like semi-gods… too bad I couldn’t care less. I’m far from the tallest guy in the crowd, still drowning in the six foot pool with barely the top of the head breaking the surface. Can’t say I’m the most muscular individual around, but then again muscles can hardly stop a bullet so I’m not too put off by that. Don’t think that’ll make me an easy target for the brigands out there! I may have the balance equivalent of a drunk nun, but I swear by the light of the stars the last thing you’ll see of me is my hazel-colored eyes opening in recognition of a crime about to take place and the blur of my black hair as I get the duck out of Fodge, and don’t go thinking I’ll let up running for some time. The only way a merchant remains in business in these parts is to be faster than the guy trying to rob him, ya know? Clothes? What are… I knew I forgot something, going to have to forgive this memory span of a goldfish that I got going on, but I ‘should’ have been wearing some loose fitting clothes, sometimes with a tightly tailored vest over it, after all, can’t go letting the money drift too far from me, eh?
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that's just the way it is

[style=color:#6d4350; text-transform:uppercase;]i really like ::

Money! Makes the galaxy keep expanding, ya know? Probably not true, but I heard that somewhere. Can’t remember for the life of me where though…

but i don't like ::

Pirates. I earn honest days of pay for a day of only slightly dishonest work, and who are they to come scooping the grimy hands into my pocket?

i am afraid of ::

I can neither confirm nor deny that I have certain hatred (I am NOT afraid of them, so stop spreading those rumors!) and natural tendency to avoid swords and sharp edges in general. It isn’t like I get sick looking at blood, but seeing my own blood which should still be inside the body slipping out, I’ve heard of bleeding someone dry but I draw a line there.

you know i'm not normal ::

If I was to list these, we might be here for a day and more.

i think i like ::

Women! What kind of half-cocked question are you asking mate? I’ve seen m’self naked in a mirror plenty a time before and not once have I see a thing on me I thought I’d even remotely enjoy!

everyone has secrets ::

We all have these, now don’t we?

someday i'm gonna ::

Do something. Haven’t figured it out myself yet, but when I know, you’ll know darling.

if i had to sum it all up ::

I’d say devilishly charming, incredibly witty, sauve possibly. Most people give me a slightly more negative set of labels like cheat, liar, manipulator… and the impartial are more prone to incline I might be a smidge eccentric.
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where i'm comin' from

[style=color:#6d4350; text-transform:uppercase;]my mother is ::

Good question!

my father is ::

And the good ones keep coming!

i was born in ::

Somewhere between one side of the universe and the other. How good do you people think my memory really is?

and i grew up with ::

Me, myself, and I! I was a good life model for Myself’s own life and I just really kept us all together!

if i had to write an essay ::

I’d sooner sell the ink and paper to the less fortunate individuals with more money than they know what to do with it!
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the face behind the curtain

[style=color:#6d4350; text-transform:uppercase;]hi i am ::

Lenz is the name!

and i am ::

21, turned 21 in Jebel Ali last September!

you should contact me by ::

Just shoot me the PM, eh?

i also play ::

Baseball? Kidding, no one else.
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[Nic!]

accepted!

good job!

please proceed to the claims!
I like the profile dodging. =p Hopefully now that there's more of us we can get this place active! He's gonna go in the other category for now, but hopefully he can sign on with someone soon. ^_^